Parents!
I just posted in
i_hate_parents about this. I fucking hate my parents. I mean, I'm 16 years old--why can't I have sex with who I want to? I know how to use a condom, man. And he's totally soooooooooo hot and tells me that he loves me right afterward and everything. We even had foreplay! He tried to go down on me, but I told him that I only let girls go down on me. I mean, boys aren't very good at it. Not like Jamie. Wow. Too bad she stopped talking to me when I slashed her tires. What was I supposed to do? She started fucking Ashley, and that's just way fucked up.
My life sucks.
I want a girlfriend who will go down on me while listening to goth rock. That would be hot. Or maybe to Green Day. They're pretty cool, too.